damn straight

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alwayssunnyinfiladelphia:

my friend just wrote a poem about smothering a baby [to death]

someone send help

alwayssunnyinfiladelphia:

this kid in my law class is the best thing ever

(Source: raphmike, via pokemonmasterkanyewest)

Why I can't sext 

• Them: I want to lick you up and down and shove you against the wall and hear you moan.
• Me: Yes i'm okay with this.

fuckyeahragetoons:

felt like this is necessary with all this kony in my feed

(Source: shellytothebelly)

(Source: 23beatsoff)

megatrron:

k

ebejma7:

my dentist’s name is crentist.